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Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.
Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
Elevator smells different to midget.
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
he who eats many prunes, sits in john for many moons.
man who looses girlfriend's key, gets no new key.
Woman who fly upsidedown in airplane, have crackup.
have you read the book about the chinees population explosion?
its written by wiifukimyoung.
Remember the Chinese Student that defied the Tank in Tiananmen Square?!
Well. we've finally learned his name - Sumdumfuk!
One who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
One who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.Nice!...:rofl:
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