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okie
02-17-2009, 01:27
Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

RDW
02-17-2009, 12:14
Man who lay woman on hill not on level.

JeepGunR
02-17-2009, 12:57
Elevator smells different to midget.

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

Neal
02-17-2009, 18:00
Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

cowboywannabe
02-18-2009, 02:41
he who eats many prunes, sits in john for many moons.


man who looses girlfriend's key, gets no new key.

9jeeps
02-18-2009, 21:15
Woman who fly upsidedown in airplane, have crackup.

cowboywannabe
02-19-2009, 06:31
have you read the book about the chinees population explosion?

its written by wiifukimyoung.

RDW
02-19-2009, 15:24
Remember the Chinese Student that defied the Tank in Tiananmen Square?!

Well. we've finally learned his name - Sumdumfuk!

TMG
02-19-2009, 15:45
One who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

metro273
02-19-2009, 17:27
One who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.Nice!...:rofl: