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09-05-2002, 00:35
think i saw this here, but not sure. check it out.

During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Bible."

A woman spoke up and said, "Reverend, I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS." The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in scripture. During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter, and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman asked, "Did you find any references to PMS in the Bible?" The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read, "...and Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Bethlehem."

09-05-2002, 04:13
I think it also says joeseph tied his A## to a tree and
walked 40 miles;B