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09-05-2002, 16:31
-Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

-You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

-You can jump-start your car without cables.

-You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

-You can't remember your second cup.

-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

-Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

-Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.

-You don't sweat - you percolate.

-You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

09-05-2002, 18:34
Originally posted by okie
-Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
Hey now, that one rings true! ;P