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okie
09-06-2002, 13:43
You have the right to remain motionless or you may elect to run. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his pursuit of you in full stride. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk. Good luck. On your mark, get set... GO!