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pdogkilr
02-22-2009, 16:54
The third one ducked.

Cross-X
02-22-2009, 16:55
groan!

Slagged
02-22-2009, 18:37
:faint::faint::faint:

janice6
02-22-2009, 18:53
Hickory Dickory Dock the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one - the other got away.

jp_72
02-22-2009, 22:05
Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.

firefighter18170
02-23-2009, 00:04
Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Thats as legal as canned yams.

OgenRwot
02-23-2009, 00:24
Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.

I had a teacher in middle school tell this joke or some variant of it nearly every day. I wanted to punch him in the face. I actually got mad when I read it haha, that was 10 years ago.

Navy HMC
02-23-2009, 16:09
Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.

INCORRECT!!!!

A: It's a trick question, three legged frogs don't cross the road!:tongueout: