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02-24-2009, 02:45
An exasperated mother whose child was always getting into mischief, finally
asked, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"

The child thought it over, "Well," the youngster said, "I'll just run in and
out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For
heaven's save, come in or stay out!"