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02-26-2009, 06:29
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run
over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised
and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

" That little s**t, O'Conner," says Sean, "He
couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

" That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a
terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
didn't you have something in your hand?"

" That I did," said Paddy.

"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but
useless in a fight."


03-01-2009, 22:28


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