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aspartz
09-10-2002, 23:11
An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the
bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the
bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his
pocket, since he has no arms.

The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would
tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man
finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a
hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The
bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to
have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for
him.

The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the
way, where is the restroom?"

The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the
gas station three blocks down the street."