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krab
03-07-2009, 12:57
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
he suddenly remembers his daughter's Christmas gift. He stops by a
Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in
the display window ?

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for 19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, .

And finally Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is
the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and
answers,
'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends
,and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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doubletap24
03-07-2009, 14:46
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
he suddenly remembers his daughter's Christmas gift. He stops by a
Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in
the display window ?

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for 19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, .

And finally Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is
the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and
answers,
'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends
,and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
.




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nice one

Nicko
03-07-2009, 17:11
Its good to see Barbie is up with the times.

Aquanewt
03-08-2009, 22:06
Did you hear about the Tattoo Barbie? I'm serious, check E-bay!