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03-09-2009, 01:29
Neighbors of mine had a terrible argument over a patio they wanted in their back yard. The wife had rather grand ideas,while the husband wanted the costs kept to a minimum. The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.
I dropped by one day, as the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface.
I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.
" You see where they are smoothing over that cement?" he replied.
" I just through my wife's credit cards in there.

03-09-2009, 09:51
I thought you were going to say he threw his wife in!!!

If she was that big of a problem, though, you couldnt call it "yard improvement"!!! LOL