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09-12-2002, 01:02

Two old men go to an escort service house.
The madam asks them what they want. They
say women. She asks, "How old are you?"
They say 90.

So she tells one of the girls to take them
upstairs and put each of them in a room with
a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do
their thing.

When they come back downstairs the first old
man asks the other "How was it?" The other
one says "I think she was dead, she just laid
there, how was yours?"

"I think mine was a witch."

"A witch?"

"Yeah, I bit her on the nipple, she farted and flew
out the window."