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bluenoise
03-10-2009, 19:36
Two men are seated next to each other on the jet and one notices the other has a black eye, just like himself. He strikes up a conversation about it.

Passenger 1: I see you have a black eye like me. I got mine because I misspoke. The ticket gal happened to have very large breasts. I meant to say, "I'd like one ticket to Pittsburgh, please." But instead, I said, "I'd like one picket to ****burg, please." She punched me right in the face.

How did you get your black eye?

Passenger 2: Oh mine was a similar situation as I also misspoke. I was sitting at my breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, "Would you please pass the corn flakes?" but, instead, I said, "You ruined my life you f%&@ing b^%&$!"

DrMaxit
03-16-2009, 17:28
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Holy Hell that was grand.