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09-12-2002, 15:01
You ever bought saddlebags so you
can carry more beer.

Your girl follows you to the party in a car
so you can take more beer.

Your best friends are named after animals.

Your best shoes have steel toes.

You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

You can tell what kind of bugs they are
by the taste of them.

You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

You carry around a crushed beer can in the
case of soft tar when you park the bike.

You pull your bike into the motel room and use
a bath towel to wipe it off.

Your girl friend has to climb over the bike
to do the laundry in the basement.

You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

Any day you ride is a good day.

Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards
and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.

You've been too drunk to P, but not to drunk to
ride your bike home.

Your three-piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests
& a Leather Jacket.

You don't think its a good party till someone
rides his or her bike in and does doughnuts in
the living room.

You wake up next to your girl and your first
thought is if your bike will start.

Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike
before they can walk.

Your garage has more square footage than your house.

Your coffee table collapses from the weight
of motorcycle magazines on it.

You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.

Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell.

All your ashtrays are pistons from your last
engine rebuild.

;3 ;Z

09-12-2002, 15:06
Thanks, that was great

You have towels just for your bike

There is a shelf just for bike cleaning supplies

Everyone asks you what's wrong with you when you drive your other vehicle

You call in sick to go riding, because you are having riding withdrawals

Steve Koski
09-12-2002, 16:59
Man I miss my old Virago.

09-12-2002, 21:43
Originally posted by 1loneranger
You call in sick to go riding, because you are having riding withdrawals
How about if you skip out on a final due to withdrawl...

and you just rode it to class?;L ;M

09-12-2002, 23:28
;0 ;Z

09-13-2002, 00:21
Originally posted by MarksGlock22
;0 ;Z

I would like to add:
;0 ;Z ;I

09-13-2002, 09:00
You consider those stupid deer ornaments on peoples lawns are a very bad joke!

2002 Harley Davidson V-ROD

09-14-2002, 22:58
SHOOT THE HARLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-16-2002, 10:37
Originally posted by glockin'griff

2002 Harley Davidson V-ROD [/B]
cool, got a pic? mine is a 2002 Heritage

09-16-2002, 10:37
Originally posted by matt3310
SHOOT THE HARLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The thing is it will probably still run, but not a rice rocket!

09-16-2002, 14:41
Originally posted by 1loneranger

The thing is it will probably still run.

How will it still run? It didn't before it was shot.

Jim March
09-19-2002, 08:24
You know why Harley grips are thicker than normal? (And yes, they really are.)

So the transition from grip to beer can isn't so abrupt.