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Blitzer
03-11-2009, 16:15
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. <o:p></o:p>

Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.<o:p></o:p>




Workloads getting to you? <o:p></o:p>
Feeling stressed? <o:p></o:p>
Too many priorities and assignments? <o:p></o:p>


Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments! Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1.
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Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa288/Blitzer0101/Funn-Stuff/image002-2.jpgApply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa288/Blitzer0101/Funn-Stuff/image003-2.jpg

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

The Management