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03-13-2009, 01:50
> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
> the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our
> taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To
> compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
> increase by about 10%.
> But since we cannot increase our prices right now due
> to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off
> six of our employees instead. This has really been
> bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I
> didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
> lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our
> employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
> the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
> approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to
> them.
> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic..

03-13-2009, 01:56

Navy HMC
03-13-2009, 05:23
Warn a guy before posting that stuff Shooter!!!!

03-13-2009, 07:18
That's funny right there :-)