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Glockdude1
09-13-2002, 08:05
"Why Rednecks are NOT in the Medical Field"


A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting with high powered rifles, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a very loud "boom" is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?????"

:rofl:

Delta
09-13-2002, 08:55
Originally posted by Glockdude1
"Why Rednecks are NOT in the Medical Field"


A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting with high powered rifles, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a very loud "boom" is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?????


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blue-tonic
09-13-2002, 09:15
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lethal tupperwa
09-13-2002, 09:29
there was a similar one but this was at a hospital. The dr. says "he might have survived the gun shot if you hadn't gutted him.

matt3310
09-14-2002, 22:55
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Glockdude1
06-16-2008, 12:12
:rofl: