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03-16-2009, 01:46
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant for good food and
companionship. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays.

2. We sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in California.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time," she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. When we go to the shopping mall, we always hold hands. If I let go, she

6. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because she thought
there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She said, "In the

7. Before you take the leap into matrimony, remember this: Marriage is
the number one cause of divorce.

8. In fact, statistically 100 percent of all divorces start with marriage.

9. As for myself, I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was

10. I haven't spoken to my wife in almost a year. I don't like to
interrupt her.

11. I'll admit the last fuss we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on
the TV?" I answered, "Dust!"