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09-14-2002, 04:09
The RIGHT and WRONG Things to Say to a Man After Sex...

RIGHT: You're the one.
WRONG: Next.

RIGHT: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
WRONG: What the hell was that? Do you have a plane to catch or something?

RIGHT: You're the best I've ever had.
WRONG: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

RIGHT: What color are your eyes?
WRONG: What color do you want to paint the baby's room?

RIGHT: You make me forget my problems.
WRONG: You make me forget I'm just fifteen.

RIGHT: I think we should go away for the weekend.
WRONG: I think we should go to the clinic.

RIGHT: I love you.
WRONG: I love you.

09-14-2002, 05:40
RIGHT: I want to do it again.
WRONG: I want you to meet my parents.

09-14-2002, 15:19
RIGHT: Pass the champagne, dear!
WRONG: It's 50 bucks, please.

09-14-2002, 15:31
RIGHT: Bet you've never had it like that!
WRONG: Cell block six gets you next.