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antediluvianist
03-17-2009, 04:57
A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. 'You are all
part of our team now', said the HR manager during the welcoming
briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees'.


The cannibals promised they would not.


Four weeks later their boss remarked, 'You're all working very hard,
and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?'


The cannibals all shook their heads indicating 'no'.


After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, 'Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?'


A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
continued, 'You fool!!!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managing Directors
& General Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to
go and eat someone important!!!!'

jtull7
03-17-2009, 06:59
Great joke, Bubba.