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09-15-2002, 06:06
ATLANTA (AP June 11) - The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting he emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported but Pat Robertsonís Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following offspring:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

09-15-2002, 06:20
;i ;i ;i ;i ;i

09-15-2002, 07:21
First one to give me a vocal chuckle all day!

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