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okie
03-23-2009, 01:37
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX



REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.........................12 Calories
Without her consent............2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................... 8 Calories
With one hand...........................12 Calories
With your teeth......................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................6 Calories
Without an erection.......... 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.............................12 Calories
69 lying down... .....................78 Calories
69 standing up.................. 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.................... 216 Calories
Italian chandelier...........2,912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real.......................................112 Calories
Fake.... .................... .......... 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately........ 36 Calories



GETTING A SECOND ERECTION If you are:
20-29 years..............................36 Calories
30-39 years.............................80 Calories
40-49 years.............................124 Calories
50-59 years..........................1,972 Calories

60-69 years.........7,916 Calories

70 and over....Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly.......................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door
................5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door
........................13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

SCmasterblaster
03-28-2009, 13:35
I do not qualify for any of them!

mymini40
04-01-2009, 17:21
Like it.