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03-23-2009, 01:37
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.........................12 Calories
Without her consent............2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................... 8 Calories
With one hand...........................12 Calories
With your teeth......................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................6 Calories
Without an erection.......... 3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.............................12 Calories
69 lying down... .....................78 Calories
69 standing up.................. 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.................... 216 Calories
Italian chandelier...........2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.......................................112 Calories
Fake.... .................... .......... 1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately........ 36 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION If you are:
20-29 years..............................36 Calories
30-39 years.............................80 Calories
40-49 years.............................124 Calories
50-59 years..........................1,972 Calories
60-69 years.........7,916 Calories
70 and over....Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly.......................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door
................5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door
........................13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.........................12 Calories
Without her consent............2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................... 8 Calories
With one hand...........................12 Calories
With your teeth......................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................6 Calories
Without an erection.......... 3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.............................12 Calories
69 lying down... .....................78 Calories
69 standing up.................. 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.................... 216 Calories
Italian chandelier...........2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.......................................112 Calories
Fake.... .................... .......... 1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately........ 36 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION If you are:
20-29 years..............................36 Calories
30-39 years.............................80 Calories
40-49 years.............................124 Calories
50-59 years..........................1,972 Calories
60-69 years.........7,916 Calories
70 and over....Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly.......................................32 Calories
In a hurry................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door
................5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door
........................13,521 Calories
Results may vary.