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03-23-2009, 01:45
Man, I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got
some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been

'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and
we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case,
things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club
and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who
were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friend s were aghast, gave the woman their condolences
and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of
cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of
AIDS! Why did you do that??'

'Because I don't want any of those witches sleeping with your
father after I'm gone.'