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09-16-2002, 21:08
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best
friend " My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the
world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as
my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity
belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed
a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from
the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best
friend. He said " Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

Steve Koski
09-17-2002, 23:38
That's GOOD!!!