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rlord
04-02-2009, 13:53
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Doctors<o:p></o:p>



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(A) The number of physicians in the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> is<o:p></o:p>



700,000.<o:p></o:p>



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(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians<o:p></o:p>


per year are120,000.<o:p></o:p>



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(C) Accidental deaths per physicianis17.1%<o:p></o:p>



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Statistics courtesy of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> Dept of<o:p></o:p>


Health andHuman Services. <o:p></o:p>



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Now think about this:<o:p></o:p>



Gun Owners<o:p></o:p>



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(A) The number of gun owners in the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> <o:p></o:p>


is80,000,000.<o:p></o:p>


(Yes, that's 80 million)<o:p></o:p>



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(B) The number of accidental gun deaths<o:p></o:p>


per year, all age groups,is<o:p></o:p>


1,500. <o:p></o:p>



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(C) The number of accidental deaths=<o:p></o:p>


per gun owneris.188%<o:p></o:p>


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Statistics courtesy of FBI<o:p></o:p>



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So,statistically, doctors are approximately<o:p></o:p>


9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.<o:p></o:p>



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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctorsdo...'<o:p></o:p>




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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT<o:p></o:p>


ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.<o:p></o:p>



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We must ban doctors <o:p></o:p>




before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!<o:p></o:p>


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Out of concern for the public at large,<o:p></o:p>


I withheld the statistics on <o:p></o:p>



Lawyers<o:p></o:p>



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for fear the shock would cause<o:p></o:p>



people to panic and seek medical attention!

mymini40
04-03-2009, 06:56
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!