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Eddie C.
09-20-2002, 09:21
Top 30 Things You'll Never Hear a Southern Boy Say...
> >
> > 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen
> > 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
> > 28. Duct tape won't fix that.
> > 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
> > 26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
> > 25. You can't feed that to the dog.
> > 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
> > 23. Wrestling's fake.
> > 22. We're vegetarians.
> > 21. Do you think my gut is too big?
> > 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
> > 19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
> > 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
> > 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
> > 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
> > 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
> > 14. Trim the fat off that steak.
> > 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
> > 12. The tires on that truck are too big.
> > 11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
> > 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
> > 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
> > 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
> > 7. Checkmate.
> > 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
> > 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
> > 4. I don't have a favorite college team.
> > 3. You All.
> > 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
> >
> > And, Number One is:
> >
> > 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving
> >

pistolwhipped
09-20-2002, 09:43
Dadgummit ! You're right.

mhambi
09-20-2002, 09:53
You forgot these:


# but you're my cousin.


# I don't care if you double dog dared me, I won't do it.


# maybe I shouldn't

pistolwhipped
09-20-2002, 09:57
Has anyone seen the sideburn trimmer ?

I thought Graceland was tacky.

Do you think my hair is too big ?

Honey , those Bonsai trees need trimming.

Spitting is such a nasty habbit .

Little Debbie Snack Cakes just have too many fat grams.

TheEggman
09-20-2002, 12:18
Take my dog, just don't hurt my wife!