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lethal tupperwa
09-20-2002, 12:51
The Doc asks what happened.
She said I was going to kill myself.
The Doc says,"this I gotta hear."
The blonde says I put the gun in my mouth, and then I thought I jusk spent all that money for these teeth. I am not going to shoot myself in the mouth.
The Doc said then what did you do?
The blond says I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought I just spent all that money for these boobs. I am not going to shoot myself in the chest.
Again the Doc asks then what happened?
The blond says I put the gun in my ear, and then I thought this is going to be loud. So I put my finger in my other ear...............