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Glockrunner
09-20-2002, 16:11
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

igrp
09-20-2002, 16:43
LOL. We had a strict tardy policy when I was in High School. I remember one 'conversation' in particular:

*bell* (I was talking to somebody outside; I was about 1 second late)
Some Girl: Ah, well, well, well, somebody's tardy.
Me: Hmm, yeah.
Some Girl: *giggle*
Teacher: Igrp, did you pick up that attendance sheet at the office?
Me: I sure did. *really big smile*

Mind you, this girl wasn't new or anything, and heck ya, I was the TA. Apparently she hadn't noticed and felt it was necessary to demonstrate that she could be kinda of a PITA.

Eddie C.
09-20-2002, 20:27
Funny;f ;a ;f