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04-07-2009, 01:35
Dave and his friends went out on thier usual Saturday golf outing.

6 hours later Daves wife was getting really worried, because Dave wasn't home for dinner. He showed up a little later.

"Where have you been," said the wife.

"Well, we were on the third tee, and my friend Bob had a heart attack."

"That's awfull," said the wife. "DID you spend a lot of time at the hospital?"

"No, you see Bob actually died. So all afternoon it was, hit the ball, drag Bob, hit the ball, drag Bob....

04-07-2009, 01:41
Rent a golf cart next time...and always bring a body bag!

and lots of beer...