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Eddie C.
09-20-2002, 20:31
Subject: Get Yo Mamma
> >
> > > A redneck family from the hills of Tennessee was visiting the
city and
> > > they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father
and
> > son
> > > were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
> > > almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls
> > > that
> > > could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy
asked,
> > "Paw,
> > > What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
> > "Son,
> > > I
> > > dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life,
I
> > ain't
> > > got no idea'r what it is."
> > >
> > > While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old
> > lady
> > > in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button.
> > >
> > > The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room.
> > > The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
> > circular
> > > numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
> > watch
> > > until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
light
> > in
> > > the reverse order.
> > >
> > > Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-
year-old
> > > blonde woman stepped out.
> > >
> > > The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to
> > his
> > > son, "Boy, go git yo Momma....
> >