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Eddie C.
09-20-2002, 20:38
The Three Virgins...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>A mother's three virgin daughters were all getting married within a
>short time period.
> >Because
> >>Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she
>made
> >>them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few
>words on
> >>how marital sex felt.
> >>>
> >>>The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
>The card said nothing but
> >>"Maxwell House". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and
got
>out
> >>the Maxwell House can. It said: "Good till the last drop."
> >>>
> >>>Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
> >>>
> >>>The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
>and the card read:
> >>"Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
>cigarettes,
> >>and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size".
> >>>
> >>>She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
> >>>
> >>>The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
>for a week, nothing.
> >>Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
>card
> >>finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
> >>"British Airways". Mom took out her latest
> >>>Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
>worst, and finally found the
> >>ad for British Airways. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a
>week,
> >>both ways." Mom fainted!