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Eddie C.
09-20-2002, 20:47
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder to "Instruction manuals."
>
> Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
>
> Q: Where do you go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
> A: A mental hospital.
>
> Q: Why are husband like lawn mowers?
> A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the
> time.
>
> Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
> A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new
> car.
>
> Bernard Yaboff said "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the
> same."
>
> Robin Williams said,"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
> rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
>
> Notice in the paper: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 4 volumes
> excellent condition, no longer needed. Got married last week my wife
> knows everything.
>
>

okie
09-21-2002, 04:56
some of them is a tad cruel;P

Eddie C.
09-21-2002, 08:15
I know okie, but a couple are pretty funny. I just thought I'd share.

WolfmanGK
09-21-2002, 18:36
Originally posted by okie
some of them is a tad cruel;P

Nearly all women are...

mally_b
09-22-2002, 02:37
Originally posted by WolfmanGK


Nearly all women are...

are what oh master of relationships???