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04-08-2009, 01:26
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,
took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
$10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the
north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The blonde pinned the note to
the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

Navy HMC
04-09-2009, 07:20
The next day, the blonde went over to the pecan tree next to the slide and found the bag with $10,000 in it along with a note: "Here's your damned money, I want my kid back! p.s. I can't beleive you would do this to a fellow blonde.

04-09-2009, 20:27
Good stuff...:rofl: