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Glockdude1
09-21-2002, 08:51
"Identical Twins"

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat

and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a

group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to

salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out

of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his

brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things

at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said,

"I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she

was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to

be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom

was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was

always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole

in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she

leaked like crazy." "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented

her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that

she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her

anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she

split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted................


;N

Eddie C.
09-22-2002, 17:02
Excellent;i ;i ;i

1loneranger
09-24-2002, 12:48
;P ;i

okie
09-24-2002, 13:58
LOL;f ;g ;b ;i ;i ;i

Glockdude1
06-16-2008, 12:11
:supergrin:

ked
06-16-2008, 18:40
:wow:! that is all i can say!

pupcuss27
06-28-2008, 09:00
:laughabove:

http://www.postimage.org/aVLGbb0.jpg

eddief4
06-28-2008, 22:51
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

HAVOC
06-28-2008, 23:33
Great googly moogly! That's a SIX YEAR resurrection.

Glockdude1
06-29-2008, 00:11
Great googly moogly! That's a SIX YEAR resurrection.

:supergrin:

Glockdude1
06-29-2008, 00:12
:laughabove:

http://www.postimage.org/aVLGbb0.jpg

:rofl:

Jazz5
06-29-2008, 21:05
damn, this is an old thread!

Glockdude1
06-30-2008, 11:48
damn, this is an old thread!

It is like a fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better........

:supergrin:

AV1911
06-30-2008, 12:23
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/avgs300/wtwt4with_text_1.jpg

Glockdude1
06-30-2008, 14:49
:laughabove:

Jazz5
06-30-2008, 16:35
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/avgs300/wtwt4with_text_1.jpg

That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!

AV1911
06-30-2008, 18:02
That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!

Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."

At least here on this thread!! :supergrin:

pupcuss27
07-01-2008, 21:50
That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!

Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."

At least here on this thread!! :supergrin:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/avgs300/wtwt4with_text_1.jpg

:laughabove:

Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?





:rofl:

AV1911
07-02-2008, 16:54
:laughabove:

Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?





:rofl:

NO!! Not really sure at all!!

Any other suggestions of what it might be?? :shocked:

Jazz5
07-02-2008, 21:02
Can we really let a 6 year old thread die??

eddief4
07-02-2008, 21:35
i did NOT see how old this thread was:rofl:



STICKY,STICKY,STICKY!!!!!!:rock:

eddief4
07-02-2008, 21:37
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n155/avgs300/wtwt4with_text_1.jpg



that aint White Trash, that's CLASSY!!!:cool:




white trash would be drinkin it out of a Box:rofl::whistling:

Glockdude1
07-02-2008, 23:47
i did NOT see how old this thread was:rofl:



STICKY,STICKY,STICKY!!!!!!:rock:

:rofl: :rock: