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Eddie C.
09-21-2002, 09:40
__________FOREIGN INTERVENTION_________
> > > > It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the
> > > > daughter of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
> > > >
> > > > > The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
> Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
> > > > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, "Patrick Henry,
> > > > > 1775." She said.
> > > > > >>> >
> > > > > "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for
> the people, shall not perish from the earth'?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.",
> said Suzuki.
> > > > > >>> >
> > > > > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
> > > > > Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than
> > > > > you do"
> > > > >
> > > > > There was a loud whisper: "Screw the Japanese."
> > > > > "Who said that?" the teacher demanded.
> > > > > Suzuki put hes hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
> > > > >
> > > > > At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
> > > > >
> > > > > The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again,
> > > > > Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
> > > > >
> > > > > Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
> > > > >
> > > > > Suzuki jumps out of her chair waving her hand and shouts to the
> > > > > teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
> > > > >
> > > > > Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little creep. If
> you say anything else, I'll kill you."
> > > > >
> > > > > Suzuki frantically yells at the top of her voice, "Gary Condit to
> > >> > Chandra Levy, 2001."
> > > > >
> > > > > The teacher fainted.
> > > > >
> > > > > And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
> > someone said, "Oh *****, we're in BIG trouble!" and Suzuki said,
> > > > > "Arthur Andersen, 2002."
> > > > >