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04-14-2009, 01:36
Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet.
Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet.
Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long.
Clinton Video: Over 3 hours long.
Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, they’re forbidden love, and a
subsequent catastrophy.
Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and a
subsequent catastrophy.
Titanic Video: Celine Dion sings "My Heart Will Go On".
Clinton Video: Bill Clinton thinks "My Hard Will Go On".
Titanic Video: Villain is White Star Cruise Line.
Clinton Video: Villain is Ken Starr.
Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton Video: Bill is a B.S. artist.
Titanic Video: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton Video: In one part, Bill enjoys a good cigar.
Titanic Video: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton Video: During the ordeal, Monica's dress gets ruined.
Titanic Video: Rose undresses and exposes her breasts.
Clinton Video: Monica undresses and exposes her breasts.
Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton Video: Bill... never mind.
Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton Video: Monica forced to return her gifts.
Titanic Video: Not enough lifeboats.
Clinton Video: Not enough lifeboats.
Titanic Aftermath: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
Clinton Aftermath: Bill Clinton is wildly popular.
Titanic Finale: Jack meets an icy death.
Clinton Finale: Bill goes home to Hillary.

04-14-2009, 03:32
so basiaclly the same thing except the Clinton Finale is far worse.

04-14-2009, 06:44
Actually I think it was Monica who enjoyed the cigar