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04-17-2009, 01:33
A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the
delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am."
The baby said "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He
looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born" he said. He then
looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father
answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his
index finger 5 times, saying "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"

04-17-2009, 02:17
HA HA baby punching..:) I enjoy your early morning jokes okie