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04-17-2009, 10:25
IRS Audit

The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The
auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I
noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up.
When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and
then, they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question,
in his obnoxious way...

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,
they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we
do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them
to the IRS ."

"To the IRS ?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly to The IRS ...And about
once a year, they send us a little prick like you."


04-21-2009, 05:38
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