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B27
04-18-2009, 05:34
...edephant graveyard.

It was a secret place that only the edephants knew about...no rhinocerwossers or hippopossamooses....only edephants.

And when the edepahnts grew old, and weak, and slow...and they really started to piss off all the other edephants who just wished they would come on, get the hell out of the CVS and turn their frickin left turn signal off...the other edefhants would escort them to this secret place.....which they called Miami Beach!....but it was a lie....it was more like Panama City. :(

And that is how I ended up here....

packinaglock
04-30-2009, 19:50
ok:whistling:

Jason D
04-30-2009, 21:35
I think B27 might have died in this hellhole.

I'm making tracks!

deadday
04-30-2009, 22:27
I was at home, watching my TV all day. With my wife. And a friend who is a cop. And another friend who is a lawyer. And if you bring me in for questioning, that is all I'm going to say.

Jason D
05-01-2009, 09:51
Make sure you didn't leave prints, or any other physical evidence.

deadday
05-01-2009, 10:08
Make sure you didn't leave prints, or any other physical evidence.

I was careful....er...uh...like I said, I was home watching TV all day...

Bogey
05-02-2009, 13:56
...edephant graveyard.

It was a secret place that only the edephants knew about...no rhinocerwossers or hippopossamooses....only edephants.

And when the edepahnts grew old, and weak, and slow...and they really started to piss off all the other edephants who just wished they would come on, get the hell out of the CVS and turn their frickin left turn signal off...the other edefhants would escort them to this secret place.....which they called Miami Beach!....but it was a lie....it was more like Panama City. :(

And that is how I ended up here....

Don't have that problem in Navarre Beach. :whistling:

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