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iRenegade
04-20-2009, 12:32
> The Collard Greens
>
> An old black man lived alone in the country.
> He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden,
> but it was always very hard work for him because the ground
> was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to
> help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his
> son and described his predicament.
>
>
>
>
> Dear Junebugg Jankins III:
>
> I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be
> able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm
> just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you
> were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig
> the plot for me. Love Dad
>
>
>
> A few days later he received a letter from his son
>
> Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that
> garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebugg
> Jankins III
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
> arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any
> bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same
> day the old man received another letter from his son.
>
> Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard
> greens now. That's the best I could do under the
> circumstances. Love Junebugg III.
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