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okie
04-22-2009, 01:26
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies
provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best
describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to
be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally
irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination,
but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.
You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the Point of
being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
you're only going to go the speed limit

4. Feverish Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done
quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
them. Mental breakdowns run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you
good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like
to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations in to good
ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a
propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious
nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work,
though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You
are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at
business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest
away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be
ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals
and seek professional medical help- immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come
from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and
wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima
Donna. There's just no pleasing you.