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jmsfmtex
04-29-2009, 04:56
I could not decide whether to place this in the political or lighter side section. So I just picked this one. Forgive me if I should have placed it in the political section.



Written by an unknown Pastor's Wife, and brilliantly said:

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their morals,
their work initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as
"The One".

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent
to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are
of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he
who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed."

And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that he would bring
change, and they proclaimed "Yes We Can".

And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Change is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,"---- And the people said "Sock it to them!" "---- and
"Redistribute their wealth."

And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody"

And the people said, "Show us the money!"

And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"


And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked, publicized, and ridiculed; though no
crime could be found.

One lone reporter asked, "That shouldn't be, isn't that Marxist policy?"

And she was banished from the kingdom!

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how
will you deal with radical terrorists?"

And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk kindly to them and show them how nice we really are; and
they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."

So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"

And the people yawned and the already slumping housing market fully collapsed.

And He said, "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage, and lower the
white collar wage. And I shall also give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and even transportation to
the free clinics."

And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."

And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry, and perhaps even the oil industry (Cap & Trade/Carbon Tax)
and though electricity rates will skyrocket, we shall soon build wind farms and solar power stations and drive green
cars that I shall mandate in Detroit!"

And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher
electric rates."

So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate ($10/week) isn't enough to cover your extra expenses ($3,000/year),
we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!" "Only the fat cats will have to pay."

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free
education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..."

And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off
workers; though they sold much less of their products. Others simply gave up and went out of business, and the
economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

So "The One" again blamed the prior administration, extended unemployment benefits to a year, bailed out his favorite
banks, and then took over the banks and auto industries. "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm
here to save you! We shall just print more money so the government will have enough!" "Surely one trillion dollars
will make everyone happy." And immediately the Fed complied and the money presses roared.

And China reconsidered their one trillion dollars of loans to the US ,, and threatened to call in their debts.

Other foreign trading partners said unto "The One", "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung!
You will have to pay more.. for everything.. as your dollar becomes worth less."

And the people said, "Wait a minute.. That is unfair!!"

And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.

Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. What factories are not owned by your government
are owned by us.. Now you shall play by our rules!"

And "The One" said "Americans are arrogant, divisive, and derisive!" "We will listen."

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"

But yea verily, it was too late. The people eventually set upon "The One" and spat upon him and stoned him, and his
name was dung. But the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter
or hope. And the Change that "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them from within,
and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our
hope!!"

But it was too late, and the once-glorious "Home of the Brave and Land of the Free" was no more..

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You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW, Already everything down to the last
couple of lines....