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okie
05-05-2009, 01:26
>
> >>> At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent
> an inspector to audit
> the
> >>> books of a Synagogue. While he was checking
> the books he turned to
> the
> >>> Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of
> candles. What do you do
> with
> >>> the candle drippings?'
> >>> 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi.
> 'We save them up and send them
> back to
> >>> the candle makers, and every now and then they
> send us a free box of
>
> >>> candles.'
> >>>
> >>> 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat
> disappointed that his unusual
> >>> question had a practical answer.
> >>>
> >>> But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
> 'What about all these bread
> wafer
> >>> purchases? What do you do with the
> crumbs?
> >>>
> >>> 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi,
> realizing that the inspector was
> trying to
> >>> trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We
> collect them and send
> them
> >>> back to the manufacturer, and every now and
> then they send us a free
> box
> >>> of bread-wafers.'
> >>> 'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking
> hard about how he could
> fluster
> >>> the know-it-all Rabbi.
> >>>
> >>> 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what
> do you do with all the leftover
> >>> foreskins from the circumcisions you
> perform?'
> >>>
> >>> 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered
> the Rabbi. 'What we do is
> save
> >>> all the foreskins and send them to the IRS
> Office, and about once a
> year
> >>> they send us a complete dick.