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05-13-2009, 01:51
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married

Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn
stormer flew into town to offer rides.

Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue
out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch.

And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem,
and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a
word the ride is on me, but if you make one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could.

Heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the
dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and
went back the air port.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten