Statues [Archive] - Glock Talk


View Full Version : Statues

05-16-2009, 19:31
For many years,the 2 statues had stood in the park,a handsome man,and a beautiful woman,gazing longingly at each other through time.A visiting angel saw this,and decided to give them some time as humans.He said to them"You have 1 hour as humans,to do whatever you wish".The man asked "Anything?",to which the angel replied"Yes,anything,you've been here a long time".They held hands and dashed into the nearby bushes.There was much giggling,and rustling of leaves,and when 30 minutes had transpired,the angel loudly reminded them that their time was half up.The woman said"Okay,now you hold the pigeon down,and I'll s**t on its head"...