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Blitzer
05-19-2009, 07:17
This is Cute. <o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p>




A 70 year old widow decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. She opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!'

The old man smiled, ''I'll never run around on you!'

She added, 'You don't have any arms either!'

Again, the old man smiled, ' I'll never beat you!'

Finally, she asked, 'Are you still good in bed???'

The old man smiled and said, 'Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'

:wow: :whistling: :rofl: :supergrin: