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okie
05-20-2009, 01:31
* "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
* "Show me how you used to spank her."
* "Hi, I'm Hoopla69."
* "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
* "I just got my license today."
* "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
* "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
* "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
* "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
* "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

Notrega
05-20-2009, 01:42
* "so, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

ftw......

Nicko
05-20-2009, 17:58
"Show me how you used to spank her" :rofl: :rofl: