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bmag
07-04-2009, 16:47
I thought I'd share this forwarded email:

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA !

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia .

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down - and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his ***** and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled *****, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to', Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter
Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker. 'And I wasn't scared of them either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway. 'and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled. 'So, I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then, I went down to the police station and turned myself in.'
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'


DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER!

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Australian Gun Law Update
Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts...
From: Ed Chenel, a police officer in Australia.
Hi Yanks,

I thought you all would like to see the real figures from Down Under. It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by ourown government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars.

The first year results are now in:
Australia-wide homicides are up 6.2 percent;
Australia-wide assaults are up 9.6 percent;
Australia-wide armed robberies are up 44 percent, (yes, 44 percent)!

In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent.
(Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned their guns in, the criminals did not and criminals still possess their guns!)

While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.

There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.

Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns.' You won't see this on the American evening news or hear your governor or members of the State Assembly disseminating this information.

The Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.

Take note Americans, before it's too late!

Will you be one of the sheep to turn your gun in? WHY? You will need it!
FORWARD TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST. [I DID.]
DON'T BE A MEMBER OF THE SILENT MAJORITY.
BE ONE OF THE VOCAL MINORITY WHO WON'T.

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: rey tibayan (reyvet2004@yahoo.com)
To: Ratbu (upsigmaconratbu@yahoogroups.com)
Sent: Friday, July 3, 2009 11:29:08 PM
Subject: [Ratbu/ Societas] We need her in America

horge
07-04-2009, 17:07
It'd be nice to take those crime stats in a newly "gun-free" Australia,
roll em up nice and tight, and shove them down Philip Alpers' throat.

h.

isuzu
07-04-2009, 22:03
Just shove it down his throat? I thought it was shove it where the sun don't shine.:supergrin:

Poodle
07-04-2009, 22:32
I think shooting them in the testicles suffices.

HandyMan Hugh
07-04-2009, 23:01
Sorry, Guys, I just thought to check this out on Snopes, and it's just a good story. Here's a link, check it out.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp


:steamed:

9MX
07-05-2009, 07:38
I knew it! Its too good to be true! Thanks for the heads up Handy Man!:wavey:

horge
07-05-2009, 15:42
Sorry, Guys, I just thought to check this out on Snopes, and it's just a good story. Here's a link, check it out.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp


:steamed:

Argh...
Much thanks for the heads up.

h.

anticentipede
07-07-2009, 06:36
snopes it not a reliable source, i woudn't trust a pro-obama source like snopes, as they are part of the conspiracy to hide the truth about obama's citizenship.

HandyMan Hugh
07-07-2009, 08:21
snopes it not a reliable source, i woudn't trust a pro-obama source like snopes, as they are part of the conspiracy to hide the truth about obama's citizenship.

Believe what you will. The people at snopes have WAY too much to lose by allowing bias to creep into their work. Please back up your statement with some proof.

Morgo
07-07-2009, 16:49
Sorry guys but both those stories are just that, stories.
Although I don't mind reading about "Rambo Granny" every now and then :)