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isuzu
09-30-2009, 19:00
I just love no. 17 :)

1. Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
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2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”
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3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office..
Doc: “Bottlefed?”
Woman: “Brea - stfed po.”
(Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”
Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”
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4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”
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5.. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”
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6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
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7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”
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8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”
She answered: “Secret!”
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9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :
“Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”
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10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”
Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”
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11. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
Mom: “It’s up to you..”
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”
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12. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”
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13. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can
at isang Sprite na Coke in can…”
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14. SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko & I need cash!”
INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin…kapkeyk…”
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15. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.
She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”
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16. “O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!”
Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong ligs!”
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17. We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange juice bottle.
Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”
Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote, ‘concentrate’…”
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18. Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down the stairs:
“Down to earth! Down to earth!”
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19. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
“Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”
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20. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.
So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:
“Parang Watson’s yata…”
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21. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”
Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”
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22. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”
Driver: “Ikaw lang?” Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”
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23. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya: “Yaya…”
Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”
Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”
Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”
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24. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”
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25. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
“Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”
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26. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”
Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”
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27.. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):
“Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit…promise!”
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28. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”
AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”
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29. Yaya picking up the phone saying: “ Hilo ?”
We noticed that she was holding the handset ng baligtad.
We told her, “Yaya, baliktad!”
Then Yaya said: “Lohi?”
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30. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.
Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,
(ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, " HILO , WHO'S COOLING PLACE?"

nrmcolt
09-30-2009, 23:52
:supergrin:

PMMA97
10-01-2009, 00:01
Funny!

Wala lang hihingi ng english translation.

Wp.22
10-01-2009, 00:04
it reminds of my son's yaya:

Yaya: Basti you want happymel ( happymeal)
Yaya: Bliss sa daddy
Yaya: Selen, selen, selen ( singing the song from the commercial)

CatsMeow
10-01-2009, 01:03
:rofl::rofl:

atmarcella
10-01-2009, 01:07
LOL. pero ang hirap maghanap ng yaya nowadays!

s0nny_g17
10-01-2009, 03:41
magkano pasweldo ninyo sa yaya or katulong ninyo?

MAJINKONG
10-01-2009, 04:04
Mahal sa itaas... May talent!!!

Allegra
10-01-2009, 10:38
magkano pasweldo ninyo sa yaya or katulong ninyo?

mura lang yaya dito sa probinsya , 3t
Pero willing ako hanggang 5t basta maganda chaka ligated na

bikethief
10-01-2009, 12:09
"Yaya, you're such a loser."
- Angelina

batangueno
10-01-2009, 15:52
Ang hirap dito walang yaya.

CatsMeow
10-01-2009, 19:36
To yaya naman this time: "Paki-porkchop mo nga yung manok"...

atmarcella
10-01-2009, 23:33
pinaka yaya ko 4k, assistant yaya 2.5k, we found out hindi talaga kaya ng isa, dapat 2.

Wp.22
10-02-2009, 00:19
pinaka yaya ko 4k, assistant yaya 2.5k, we found out hindi talaga kaya ng isa, dapat 2.

andrew, may yaya ka pa do you need help changing your undies hehehehe:supergrin:

atmarcella
10-02-2009, 02:04
sabay change oil hehehehe.