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vote Republican
01-14-2010, 20:27
send me a dollar
COWBOYSHOOTER
01-14-2010, 20:29
Again? :wow: I didnt get a receipt for none of the other dollars I sent! :steamed:
vote Republican
01-14-2010, 20:37
Do you pay your taxes once, or every year?
COWBOYSHOOTER
01-14-2010, 20:42
There's OAF taxes too? :wow:
http://www.gifmania.co.uk/money/bills/George_Bill_d.gif
Oh, look, it's VR! And he's got his hand out...again...
He's got flying lessons to pay for. :whistling:
Sent you a dollar in casino cash. Hey you didn't specify.
HerrGlock
01-15-2010, 01:35
He's got flying lessons to pay for. :whistling:
He could get out of that if kiddo joins up :thumbsup:
He's got flying lessons to pay for. :whistling:
Tony,I'll pay what VR is payin and even let ya come get me.'08. :whistling:
vote Republican
01-15-2010, 06:04
He could get out of that if kiddo joins up :thumbsup:
can you enlist your kid at 14?
jilverthor
01-15-2010, 06:10
can you enlist your kid at 14?
You can try:supergrin:
HerrGlock
01-15-2010, 06:14
can you enlist your kid at 14?
Dunno, mine enlisted at 17 though :supergrin:
Unlocked
01-15-2010, 07:51
Got change for a twenty???????
HiddenEyes
01-15-2010, 14:54
I'm better than new. :rock:
Dollar sent.
Mr. HE:cool:
For every dollar sent to Jay, he sends me three.
true believer
01-15-2010, 17:54
i was wondering who sent the 1099 form...
:rofl::wavey:
DepChief
01-15-2010, 18:39
What does Jay do with all that money?
I'm better than new. :rock:
Dollar sent.
Mr. HE:cool:
This!
:rofl:
vote Republican
01-15-2010, 20:35
Got change for a twenty???????
sure, send it on over!
vote Republican
01-15-2010, 20:36
What does Jay do with all that money?
Hookers & blow, Dep.
hookers & blow.
vote Republican
01-15-2010, 20:39
How about $105750?:rofl:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/voterepublican/smilies/WinCheezburger.jpg
That VR gets around. He has fans all over.
How long or short on the OAF makes you new?
:dunno:
:headscratch:
<---already sent vR my dollar! :cool:
JimBianchi
01-15-2010, 21:11
I just sent you a dollar for ever member online currently.:tongueout:
HiddenEyes
01-15-2010, 21:43
I just sent you a dollar for ever member online currently.:tongueout:
Now see, that's just wasteful. You really should roll them up and tuck them in his glasses.:rofl:
(That is where you put dollars when geeks are dancing, right?)
Mr. HE:cool:
DepChief
01-15-2010, 22:00
Hookers & blow, Dep.
hookers & blow.
Good man.
Send the money to :sharon: then she can hand it out as VR needs it for lunch, hookers and blow:rofl:
vote Republican
01-16-2010, 07:28
Send the money to :sharon: then she can hand it out as VR needs it for lunch, hookers and blow:rofl:
"Sharon, why is there a thank-you note from the Chippendales hanging on the fridge, and 3 empty Starbucks cups in the trash?"
gruntmedik
01-16-2010, 13:40
Check is in the mail.
:supergrin:
Jay you are now officially 3 months in arrears on my money.
You knew the vig was 75%, yet you took the loan anyway.
Don't make me send Timmy OxKnuckles out there!
"Sharon, why is there a thank-you note from the Chippendales hanging on the fridge, and 3 empty Starbucks cups in the trash?"
And you wonder why she is always hurting herself and throwing things out of joint?????:whistling:
DepChief
01-16-2010, 20:31
"Sharon, why is there a thank-you note from the Chippendales hanging on the fridge, and 3 empty Starbucks cups in the trash?"
I hear you'll actually get a more intense high off the Starbucks than the blow.
vote Republican
01-17-2010, 07:26
Jay you are now officially 3 months in arrears on my money.
You knew the vig was 75%, yet you took the loan anyway.
Don't make me send Timmy OxKnuckles out there!
Well once I start saving money from HealthReform, I'll be able to pay you back.
HerrGlock
01-17-2010, 07:39
I'm exempt from the buck thing. You got magazines and a set of calipers, that's enough :tongueout:
Well once I start saving money from HealthReform, I'll be able to pay you back.
I can work with this, but I'll need your first born for collateral.
vote Republican
01-17-2010, 13:06
DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(no give backs :animlol: )
vote Republican
01-17-2010, 13:07
I'm exempt from the buck thing. You got magazines and a set of calipers, that's enough :tongueout:
Yeah but I think somewhere in there you got fed a few times. ;)
DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(no give backs :animlol: )
I think I just got screwed.
rhans405
01-17-2010, 15:11
Well once I start saving money from HealthReform, I'll be able to pay you back.
Then you'll have to send me a dollar. :shocked:
HiddenEyes
01-17-2010, 17:02
I think I just got screwed.
Ransome of Red Chief!:rofl:
Mr. HE:cool:
COWBOYSHOOTER
01-17-2010, 17:34
With inflation...wouldnt ya need about tree fiddy now?
<---suspects VR of bein the Loch Ness Monster :wow:
DepChief
01-18-2010, 09:35
Yeah but I think somewhere in there you got fed a few times. ;)
So your saying you owe him even MORE now?
:whistling:
Alex_Knight
01-21-2010, 16:34
Hey, can I get a dollar?
DepChief
01-21-2010, 19:20
Hey, can I get a dollar?
What will you do for 5?
:cool:
Slobberchops
01-21-2010, 23:09
What will you do for 5?
:cool:
define long
vote Republican
01-22-2010, 20:34
Hey, can I get a dollar?
Sorry, I gave at the office.
DepChief
01-24-2010, 08:00
Sorry, I gave at the office.
Urine samples dont count.
vote Republican
01-24-2010, 09:38
they do if they're worth a dollar
ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 16:21
:beer:
MOVED to Page Three
Angry Fist
03-05-2012, 17:51
Slow day today, Chute?
ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 19:45
Slow day today, Chute?
Got a few years behind on my work, trying to catch up.:cool:
ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 19:48
they do if they're worth a dollar
A dollar ain't worth what it used to be.
Well, it's still worth 4 quarters, but they ain't worth what they used to be.
Or something like that.
Angry Fist
03-05-2012, 19:57
Hell it costs 50 cents to call someone who gives a **** these days. :sigh: Ain't seen a payphone in forever it seems.
Fred Hansen
03-05-2012, 20:17
If I'm gonna be newd to the OAF, y'all are payin' me! :miff:
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