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vote Republican
01-14-2010, 21:27
send me a dollar

COWBOYSHOOTER
01-14-2010, 21:29
Again? :wow: I didnt get a receipt for none of the other dollars I sent! :steamed:

vote Republican
01-14-2010, 21:37
Do you pay your taxes once, or every year?

COWBOYSHOOTER
01-14-2010, 21:42
There's OAF taxes too? :wow:

Blast
01-14-2010, 22:21
http://www.gifmania.co.uk/money/bills/George_Bill_d.gif

eisman
01-14-2010, 22:24
Oh, look, it's VR! And he's got his hand out...again...

G19Tony
01-15-2010, 00:22
He's got flying lessons to pay for. :whistling:

m2hmghb
01-15-2010, 00:24
Sent you a dollar in casino cash. Hey you didn't specify.

HerrGlock
01-15-2010, 02:35
He's got flying lessons to pay for. :whistling:

He could get out of that if kiddo joins up :thumbsup:

kirgi08
01-15-2010, 03:14
He's got flying lessons to pay for. :whistling:

Tony,I'll pay what VR is payin and even let ya come get me.'08. :whistling:

vote Republican
01-15-2010, 07:04
He could get out of that if kiddo joins up :thumbsup:

can you enlist your kid at 14?

jilverthor
01-15-2010, 07:10
can you enlist your kid at 14?

You can try:supergrin:

HerrGlock
01-15-2010, 07:14
can you enlist your kid at 14?

Dunno, mine enlisted at 17 though :supergrin:

Unlocked
01-15-2010, 08:51
Got change for a twenty???????

smith10
01-15-2010, 09:08
How about $105750?:rofl:

HiddenEyes
01-15-2010, 15:54
I'm better than new. :rock:

Dollar sent.



Mr. HE:cool:

Jason D
01-15-2010, 17:50
For every dollar sent to Jay, he sends me three.

true believer
01-15-2010, 18:54
i was wondering who sent the 1099 form...
:rofl::wavey:

DepChief
01-15-2010, 19:39
What does Jay do with all that money?

kcb
01-15-2010, 20:11
I'm better than new. :rock:

Dollar sent.



Mr. HE:cool:

This!

:rofl:

vote Republican
01-15-2010, 21:35
Got change for a twenty???????

sure, send it on over!

vote Republican
01-15-2010, 21:36
What does Jay do with all that money?
Hookers & blow, Dep.

hookers & blow.

vote Republican
01-15-2010, 21:39
How about $105750?:rofl:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k170/voterepublican/smilies/WinCheezburger.jpg

G30Jack
01-15-2010, 21:43
That VR gets around. He has fans all over.

kcb
01-15-2010, 21:53
How long or short on the OAF makes you new?

:dunno:

:headscratch:

<---already sent vR my dollar! :cool:

JimBianchi
01-15-2010, 22:11
I just sent you a dollar for ever member online currently.:tongueout:

HiddenEyes
01-15-2010, 22:43
I just sent you a dollar for ever member online currently.:tongueout:


Now see, that's just wasteful. You really should roll them up and tuck them in his glasses.:rofl:

(That is where you put dollars when geeks are dancing, right?)



Mr. HE:cool:

DepChief
01-15-2010, 23:00
Hookers & blow, Dep.

hookers & blow.

Good man.

Dinky
01-16-2010, 07:39
Send the money to :sharon: then she can hand it out as VR needs it for lunch, hookers and blow:rofl:

vote Republican
01-16-2010, 08:28
Send the money to :sharon: then she can hand it out as VR needs it for lunch, hookers and blow:rofl:

"Sharon, why is there a thank-you note from the Chippendales hanging on the fridge, and 3 empty Starbucks cups in the trash?"

gruntmedik
01-16-2010, 14:40
Check is in the mail.

:supergrin:

Jason D
01-16-2010, 15:21
Jay you are now officially 3 months in arrears on my money.
You knew the vig was 75%, yet you took the loan anyway.

Don't make me send Timmy OxKnuckles out there!

Dinky
01-16-2010, 16:30
"Sharon, why is there a thank-you note from the Chippendales hanging on the fridge, and 3 empty Starbucks cups in the trash?"



And you wonder why she is always hurting herself and throwing things out of joint?????:whistling:

DepChief
01-16-2010, 21:31
"Sharon, why is there a thank-you note from the Chippendales hanging on the fridge, and 3 empty Starbucks cups in the trash?"

I hear you'll actually get a more intense high off the Starbucks than the blow.

vote Republican
01-17-2010, 08:26
Jay you are now officially 3 months in arrears on my money.
You knew the vig was 75%, yet you took the loan anyway.

Don't make me send Timmy OxKnuckles out there!

Well once I start saving money from HealthReform, I'll be able to pay you back.

HerrGlock
01-17-2010, 08:39
I'm exempt from the buck thing. You got magazines and a set of calipers, that's enough :tongueout:

Jason D
01-17-2010, 13:00
Well once I start saving money from HealthReform, I'll be able to pay you back.

I can work with this, but I'll need your first born for collateral.

vote Republican
01-17-2010, 14:06
DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!



(no give backs :animlol: )

vote Republican
01-17-2010, 14:07
I'm exempt from the buck thing. You got magazines and a set of calipers, that's enough :tongueout:

Yeah but I think somewhere in there you got fed a few times. ;)

Jason D
01-17-2010, 15:31
DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!



(no give backs :animlol: )

I think I just got screwed.

rhans405
01-17-2010, 16:11
Well once I start saving money from HealthReform, I'll be able to pay you back.

Then you'll have to send me a dollar. :shocked:

HiddenEyes
01-17-2010, 18:02
I think I just got screwed.


Ransome of Red Chief!:rofl:



Mr. HE:cool:

COWBOYSHOOTER
01-17-2010, 18:34
With inflation...wouldnt ya need about tree fiddy now?


<---suspects VR of bein the Loch Ness Monster :wow:

DepChief
01-18-2010, 10:35
Yeah but I think somewhere in there you got fed a few times. ;)

So your saying you owe him even MORE now?



:whistling:

Alex_Knight
01-21-2010, 17:34
Hey, can I get a dollar?

DepChief
01-21-2010, 20:20
Hey, can I get a dollar?

What will you do for 5?

:cool:

Slobberchops
01-22-2010, 00:09
What will you do for 5?

:cool:

define long

vote Republican
01-22-2010, 21:34
Hey, can I get a dollar?
Sorry, I gave at the office.

DepChief
01-24-2010, 09:00
Sorry, I gave at the office.

Urine samples dont count.

vote Republican
01-24-2010, 10:38
they do if they're worth a dollar

ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 17:21
:beer:




MOVED to Page Three

Angry Fist
03-05-2012, 18:51
Slow day today, Chute?

ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 20:45
Slow day today, Chute?

Got a few years behind on my work, trying to catch up.:cool:

ChuteTheMall
03-05-2012, 20:48
they do if they're worth a dollar

A dollar ain't worth what it used to be.


Well, it's still worth 4 quarters, but they ain't worth what they used to be.

Or something like that.

Angry Fist
03-05-2012, 20:57
Hell it costs 50 cents to call someone who gives a **** these days. :sigh: Ain't seen a payphone in forever it seems.

Fred Hansen
03-05-2012, 21:17
If I'm gonna be newd to the OAF, y'all are payin' me! :miff: