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enting
03-09-2010, 07:05
This what happened last sunday we arrived in our place I blow the horn many times nobody opened so I opened the gate & house then I notice a large slipper. My wife called the police, 2 cops arrived in 3 minutes ready w/ an M16. I let the cops go 1st in the room they were shock to see our helper was caught red handed having sex with his boyfriend, I have also photos of them having sex. THe responding policemen said "In their career as a policeman it is the most nicest alarm they responded"

Young Once
03-09-2010, 07:08
Thats what you call coitus interruptus, big time!

crazy_hans
03-09-2010, 08:12
wahahahahahaha i agree

Allegra
03-09-2010, 10:30
mejo madaling araw na , pero did I read that right?
Your helper was having sex w/ HIS boyfriend??
swordfight?
Gaano kalaki pala yung slippers? hahaha
Sorry , na excite din yata ako

PMMA97
03-09-2010, 11:12
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.asp

PM me the pictures.:supergrin:

jerrytrini
03-09-2010, 14:11
This type of incident is not uncommon while I am on patrol. We get a call for a residential silent alarm. We respond, knock on the door, ring the door bell etc. Then we would enter through any access to further investigate but sometimes the homeowner in all their "Glory" walk about their houses, sun bathing by the pool with their headphones and the rest is the story......

How about responding to a citizen complaint about an adult movie filmiing location? and you know the rest of the story......

batangueno
03-09-2010, 16:29
:needspics:

vega
03-09-2010, 17:31
This what happened last sunday we arrived in our place I blow the horn many times ...........
Was the maid blowing the horn too?

...... I opened the gate & house then I notice a large slipper.............. "
Napaka-galang na magnanakaw, naghubad pa ng tsinelas.

....... I have also photos of them having sex........ "
Sus, maniwala kami.............paki PM please.:supergrin:

choi_tan2000
03-09-2010, 17:59
i think it happens a lot, very few got caught.

yeah bro pm pictures pls. specially the slippers:wow:

edtf
03-09-2010, 18:04
If your yaya looks like Marian R or other hotties Fire AWAY!!! Pictures are a must :rofl:

choi_tan2000
03-09-2010, 18:09
BTW bro did the cops let them finished first?

lol

jerrytrini
03-09-2010, 18:12
:needspics:

If I had the presence of mind....nakakahiya kung kukunan ko ng pics. Just imagine the lawsuit.

Black_SIR
03-09-2010, 19:33
post the pics then deny ehehehehe

bikethief
03-09-2010, 20:45
Hope they weren't in the masters bedroom.

Wp.22
03-09-2010, 23:48
Dami naman gusto maka kita ng evidence pa pm na lang para discreet unahin mo na ako baka boyfriend ng maid ko yan at maisumbong na rin

Allegra
03-09-2010, 23:55
buti di nagkaputukan

PMMA97
03-10-2010, 02:19
This type of incident is not uncommon while I am on patrol. We get a call for a residential silent alarm. We respond, knock on the door, ring the door bell etc. Then we would enter through any access to further investigate but sometimes the homeowner in all their "Glory" walk about their houses, sun bathing by the pool with their headphones and the rest is the story......

How about responding to a citizen complaint about an adult movie filmiing location? and you know the rest of the story......

Who foots and how much is the charge for the response?

PMMA97
03-10-2010, 02:23
buti di nagkaputukan

Baka naiholster agad.:supergrin:

jasonub
03-10-2010, 02:57
buti na lang hindi ikaw ang nakapatong!!!

joke lang.

"kuya wala si ate, bago akong ligo" sabi ng maid namin na kamuka is maegan fox heheehe

edtf
03-10-2010, 03:41
buti na lang hindi ikaw ang nakapatong!!!

joke lang.

"kuya wala si ate, bago akong ligo" sabi ng maid namin na kamuka is maegan fox heheehe

or wag koya wag - with matching whimper :rofl:

enting
03-10-2010, 07:25
If your yaya looks like Marian R or other hotties Fire AWAY!!! Pictures are a must :rofl:

The yaya looks like Marian Rivera's enemies in Darna yung mga aswang. Yung mga kamukha ni Marian R or other hotties hindi yan matatangap sa amin magalit si commander. Pagpasok ng pulis na shock dahil ibang klase laro shoot muna bago e dribble, binigyan lang sila ng pulis ng last 2 minutes at sa precinto nagpaliwanag. I'll try mag pm ng picture, tingnan nyo lang baka mga wanted ito & for adults only.

enting
03-10-2010, 07:34
Ito ang disadvantage ng Gun ban, pag uwi sa inyo wala kang dala baril. Buti nalang walang dala yung tao except yung palaging dala2x nya. Mixed ang feeling sa nangyari magalit at nakakatawa specially sa reaction ng mga Pulis.

ppts799
03-10-2010, 07:58
Dami naman gusto maka kita ng evidence pa pm na lang para discreet unahin mo na ako baka boyfriend ng maid ko yan at maisumbong na rin

seloso ka pala . . . :rofl::rofl:

enting
03-10-2010, 08:29
The slippers are larger than my spotting scope:tongueout: Hindi ko marunong mag pm ng picture I only know sa email. Sa gustong makita sa sex evidence ng Marian R na tumaba at tumanda at si Dingdong Dantes na parang nasusunog pm nalang email nyo, paki identify baka wanted ang mga ito.

jsjdjn
03-10-2010, 08:34
Sex with His boyfriend? EWWWWWW!

jerrytrini
03-10-2010, 10:09
Who foots and how much is the charge for the response?

After three responses of false alarms, the homeowner gets billed by the city.

ans3288
03-10-2010, 15:15
ang laki naman ng slippers!!!!

The slippers are larger than my spotting scope:tongueout: Hindi ko marunong mag pm ng picture I only know sa email. Sa gustong makita sa sex evidence ng Marian R na tumaba at tumanda at si Dingdong Dantes na parang nasusunog pm nalang email nyo, paki identify baka wanted ang mga ito.

saki1611
03-10-2010, 16:49
This what happened last sunday we arrived in our place I blow the horn many times nobody opened so I opened the gate & house then I notice a large slipper. My wife called the police, 2 cops arrived in 3 minutes ready w/ an M16. I let the cops go 1st in the room they were shock to see our helper was caught red handed having sex with his boyfriend, I have also photos of them having sex. THe responding policemen said "In their career as a policeman it is the most nicest alarm they responded"

Beware of the our new law: "Anti-Photo and Voyeurism Act of 2009" (RA 9995)

http://www.lawphil.net/statutes/repacts/ra2010/ra_9995_2010.html

this was already signed into law on last Feb 15, 2010

enting
03-11-2010, 06:38
Beware of the our new law: "Anti-Photo and Voyeurism Act of 2009" (RA 9995)

http://www.lawphil.net/statutes/repacts/ra2010/ra_9995_2010.html

this was already signed into law on last Feb 15, 2010

Thanks saki! See hindi na pwede but in every law there is/are exemptions.:rofl: Huwag nalng, dont really like showing the photo,we didnt even file charges of trespass to dwelling bec. naawa sa family ng dalawa yun helper widowed w/ 4 kids & yun boyfriend married sa iba w/ 4 kids nakaawa ang mga anak at asawa walang alam sa kanilang ginawa adultery.

collegedude
03-16-2010, 07:38
This what happened last sunday we arrived in our place I blow the horn many times nobody opened so I opened the gate & house then I notice a large slipper. My wife called the police, 2 cops arrived in 3 minutes ready w/ an M16. I let the cops go 1st in the room they were shock to see our helper was caught red handed having sex with his boyfriend, I have also photos of them having sex. THe responding policemen said "In their career as a policeman it is the most nicest alarm they responded"

bloopers:rofl:

horge
03-16-2010, 17:27
Sex with his boyfriend? EWWWWWW!

I'm really hoping that's a typographic error, too :shocked: